August 2026: Hello there :[]

Hi, I'm Hale! Pronounced the same way as the literal word. As in: displaying good health, vigor, and resilience. Also pronounced the same as "hail," such as "Hail Satan" or the precipitation golf balls that fall out of the sky to smash your car windshield.

As my first post, it would be right of me to tell you all about who I am (but who ever does the right thing?) What I really want to talk about is what I'm doing and why I've started a blog.

I'm writing to you today because I have a lot to say. I started writing stories at age five, on little pieces of notebook paper that I lost in the whirlwind of my room and then rewrote out of the vanity of just having a hand-written story. Since then I've been carting around a dozen stories, packed like the last row of budget airline seats into my skull. I let any wandering and lost story hop in and take them all the way to their destination (with turbulence). So now I have all of these stories, boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew. Ready to burn your tongue.

To be honest, I have a lot to say because there are so many things I want you to know: 

1. Sometimes one person can want two things that are completely opposite of one another.

2. Religion is weird (good).

3. Religion is weird (bad).

4. Women women women!

5. If you want to murder your ex-girlfriend's new partner, build a machine that warps space and time.

6. Have you tried squeezing a rock?

These may seem like random things but there is a throughline. These are some of the elements I explore in my works, up, down, sideways, and in between the toes. If any of these speak to you, stay tuned to be the first in the know.